Wednesday, June 8, 2011

Generator chal gaya!

This is the story of Khursheed Bhai Apartments, where people live happily and peaceful until the generator of Rizwana Khanum 5th floor turned on.

Ground floor

Haris (crying): Mumma!!...Mumma!!!Tomorrow is my chemistry paper and I am very nervous. I don't know what will happen…
Mumma: Don't worry baita, just concentrate on studies everything gonna be fine. Oh its 4:25 pm electricity can go at any second. Zain...Zain!! baita Zain turn off your PC and turn on Ups go baita hurry up!
Haris: Ohhhh noooo...!!! Mumma if electricity went away then the 5th floor's maneaters will turn on their teen dabba (generator)!! I can't bear the sound! I can't study in such harsh noise!

First floor

Guriya: Please drink juice Grand Maa I have made it by myself. You'll feel good...
Grand Maa: Thank you shehzadi. What time is it now?
Guriya: Its 4:26 pm
Grand Maa (sadly): Oh its electricity failure time…5th floor walay will turn on their generator. Let your father come, I will ask him to complain again.
Guriya: Hope, the retarded will listen our plea.
Grand Maa: buri baat. Don't call them retarded 

Second floor

Qari Sahib: Kkkha zabar kkkha...
Adil: Kha zabar kha...
Qari Sahib: Kkkha...not Kha...
Adil: Kkhaa.....
Qari Sahib: Baita concentrate, if electricity went away then you can’t hear my voice properly…complete it before 4:30 pm

Third Floor

Baji: How was your day? Take out your dairy.
Munna: Baji today, science teacher explain chapter 5 and she has given its exercises for homework. Urdu teacher will take test of chapter 3 tomorrow.
Baji: Okay take out urdu copy and start learning chapter 3. I will take its test.


Fourth floor

***My MAmMA ToLd Me WhEn I wAs yOuNg, We ArE aLl BoRn SuPeRsTaR.....***

Bobby: Yeahhh yeahhh....
Mom: Bobby slow down the volume
Bobby: Ooo Mom, lemme dance on full volume....only for last few seconds because after that I will dance on the noise of generator…Oh my poor body!

  
Fifth floor

Amma: Puttar Mujjii...Mujjiii puttar...where are you? 
Mujji: Coming amma
Amma: Puttar, electricity can go at any second...turn on gennator.
Mujji: Changa amma.

Electricity went away

Dhuss...dhusss...dhuss...
Mujji: Ohho no this teen dabba...
Dhuss...dhusss...dhuss...
Dhuss...dhusss...dhuss...DhussssssssssssSSSSSSSSS$$$$$$$$$$!!!!!!!(Generator turns on)

Mujji: Amma....Amma...!...Can’t you hear? 
Amma: Puttar I can't hear your voice in such noise.
Mujji: Amma..ground's floor Haris was complaining against the noise of generator and...
Amma: huh don't talk about him. He is good for nothing 
Mujji: Amma 4th floor's Bobby was also saying something about you in angrezee 
Amma: Bobby...wo burger munda...I have objection with his name Bobby...if I will have a daughter I will call her Bobby...huh
Mujji (blushing): Amma wo...wo...2nd floor's tutor...Fariha was also complaining.
Amma: Puttar turn deaf ears to their complains...they all are jealous with us, jealous with our gennator. You know, my mother your nani gifted me this gennator on my wedding. My brother your pyaray mamu bought it from Japan. It has a Japani engine. Its very long lasting. Puttar you don't take tension common eat supper...a mera munna!!

Moral of the story:

This is the condition of more or less very area, colony or apartment. People love to buy generator but they don't spend money on its maintainance, it results in noisy sound that disturb them as well and to all the people that live nearby. 

12 comments:

  1. HAHAHAHAHA this was hilarious! i loved how you said the dialogues of everyone on each floor. the Fourth Floor part made me laugh :D
    i wish there were no such things as noisy generators :(

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  2. THIS ^

    In some areas you are not allowed to keep any generators which create too much of a ruckus though.
    Loved this post. The qari sahab's 'khaa' reminded me of old days.

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  3. LOL, unko bolo ke Japan ke generator ko Japan ke samunder mein dooba do. Thodi awaaz kam ho jaayegi.

    Nice post.

    Cheers,
    Blasphemous Aesthete

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  4. Noor,

    I, Me and Myself attitude narrated so well. We just do not care for others.

    Take care

    PS : No visits?

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  5. toooooo gooooood:))))) hilarious blog:)
    welcome back!!

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  6. @Furree Katt: Thanks and I wish people send money on the maintainance
    @Acetyle Choline: Aww, my post remind you your childhood days? now just enjoy them once again :)
    @Blasphemous Aesthete: Haha nice suggestion :D
    @Jack: Thank you sir for the comment and for visiting my blog once again.
    @Nekee Babar: Hey buddy how are you? Thanks for your warm welcome :)

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  9. Phir woh japan ja kar kyun nahin reh lete. -_-

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