Stop Coughing You Generator!

http://blogs.thenews.com.pk/blogs/2012/07/04/stop-coughing-you-generator/#disqus_thread

Published in The News blog with wrong name!

Hats off to carelessness!

his is the story of Khursheed Bhai Apartments, where people live happily and peaceful until the generator of Rizwana Khanum 5th floor turned on.

Ground floor

Haris (crying): Mumma!!…Mumma!!!Tomorrow is my chemistry paper and I am very nervous. I don’t know what will happen…

Mumma: Don’t worry baita, just concentrate on studies everything gonna be fine. Oh its 4:25 pm electricity can go at any second.
Zain…Zain!! baita Zain turn off your PC and turn on Ups go baita hurry up!

Haris: Ohhhh noooo…!!! Mumma if electricity went away then the 5th floor’s maneaters will turn on their teen dabba (generator)!! I can’t
bear the sound! I can’t study in such harsh noise!

First floor

Guriya: Please drink juice Grand Maa I have made it by myself. You’ll feel good…

Grand Maa: Thank you shehzadi. What time is it now?

Guriya: Its 4:26 pm
Grand Maa (sadly): Oh its electricity failure time…5th floor walay
will turn on their generator. Let your father come, I will ask him to
complain again.
Guriya: Hope, the retarded will listen our plea.
Grand Maa: buri baat. Don’t call them retarded

Second floor

Qari Sahib: Kkkha zabar kkkha…
Adil: Kha zabar kha…
Qari Sahib: Kkkha…not Kha…
Adil: Kkhaa…..
Qari Sahib: Baita concentrate, if electricity went away then you
can’t hear my voice properly…complete it before 4:30 pm

 Third Floor

Baji: How was your day? Take out your dairy.
Munna: Baji today, science teacher explain chapter 5 and she has given its exercises for homework. Urdu teacher will take test of chapter 3 tomorrow.
Baji: Okay take out urdu copy and start learning chapter 3. I will take its test.

Fourth floor

***My MAmMA ToLd Me WhEn I wAs yOuNg, We ArE aLl BoRn
SuPeRsTaR…..***

Bobby: Yeahhh yeahhh….
Mom: Bobby slow down the volume
Bobby: Ooo Mom, lemme dance on full volume….only for last few seconds because after that I will dance on the noise of generator…Oh
my poor body!

Fifth floor

Amma: Puttar Mujjii…Mujjiii puttar…where are you?
Mujji: Coming amma
Amma: Puttar, electricity can go at any second…turn on gennator.
Mujji: Changa amma.

Electricity went away

Dhuss…dhusss…dhuss…
Mujji: Ohho no this teen dabba…
Dhuss…dhusss…dhuss…
Dhuss…dhusss…dhuss…DhussssssssssssSSSSSSSSS$$$$$$$$$$!!!!!!!(Generator
turns on)

Mujji: Amma….Amma…!…Can’t you hear?
Amma: Puttar I can’t hear your voice in such noise.
Mujji: Amma..ground’s floor Haris was complaining against the noise of
generator and…
Amma: huh don’t talk about him. He is good for nothing
Mujji: Amma 4th floor’s Bobby was also saying something about you in
angrezee
Amma: Bobby…wo burger munda…I have objection with his name
Bobby…if I had a daughter I will call her Bobby…huh
Mujji (blushing): Amma wo…wo…2nd floor’s tutor…Fariha was also complaining.
Amma: Puttar turn deaf ears to their complains…they all are jealous with us, jealous with our gennator. You know, my mother your nani gifted me this gennator on my wedding. My brother your pyaray mamu bought it from Japan. It has a Japani engine. It’s very long lasting. Puttar you don’t take tension common eat supper…a mera
munna!!

Moral of the story:

This is the condition of more or less very area, colony or apartment. People love to buy generator but they don’t spend money on their
maintenance, it results in noisy sound that disturb them as well and to all the people that live nearby.