Saturday, March 19, 2011

Exam Call

The dark clouds of examination have once again covered all the students under their shadow. All the students are thinking of scoring well and passing out with flying colors. However, butterflies of tension are also dancing inside the stomach of every student and the ant of stress is continuously biting the delicate minds of future builders. The germs of tension and stress are in the air with high hopes students are preparing themselves for their final exams.
Desk is flooded with papers; piles of books are at one corner, the mugs of tea and coffee are on the other corner, hands are on head, pencil in mouth and tension reflecting on face. This is the scenario of most students preparing for exams. Everyone tries to become a nerd before one week of exams which is also necessary because in today’s competitive world exams are seems to be as a battlefield where everyone has to gain good marks and grades while fighting for high grades they actually becomes a dummy of stress and tension and forgets what is food or refreshment? At that time they know only two energetic drink tea and coffee. Students think they will attain good marks because they are sacrificing their health and sleep for the preparation which is totally a wrong perception. In many cases it has been seen that students got faint in examination hall because they don’t take proper diet or sleep during exam.


However, a well prepared student is one who is confident, well-read, and most importantly de-stressed and healthy. He knows how to balances between studies, entertainment and relaxation.
To become a well-prepared student, you need proper planning and management of studies and diet. Every student wants to attain good marks and grades to do so he has to follow the below mentioned points to avoid taking stress and lastly to get through examination with flying colors.

1.   Take stress but positive:

The word stress is multi colored. It has both sides positive and negative. Students should take stress but positive in the form of motivational stress. Do stress on to do better. Take a revision test, mark your self then find your mistakes and motivate your self. Learn from other’s mistakes too. If your friend got high marks or less marks. Check out his or her mistakes or if they secure full marks check their paper what strategy they apply in whole paper.


2.   Do important first:


“The more studying you did for the exam, the less sure you are as to which answer they want.”
It is a common flaw in students they start to learn whole syllabus without any marking or checking what is significant and what is not. They want to learn whole course in one day which is impossible. First learn the most important topics then less and at the end least important.



3.    Understand topics

Every topic is important and at the same time every topic is difficult to learn too. Try to understand the logic or the main idea behind any topic It will help you allot when you forget anything in exams because it’s a universal truth you can forget the exact words but the idea remain in your mind. Don’t learn by heart use your brain.



4.   Prepare short notes:

For long topics make short notes or strips. In other words, try to make small summaries that are covering all your topics. You can also say them as clue shits or key words. If you forget any point then look in the shit for the keyword. It’ll help you to remember the points.


5.   Learn how to answer:

Many students know everything and according to them they have attempt each and every question in the exam but their result don’t match their hard work. It didn’t mean they don’t work hard it means they don’t know how to answer. Teachers use to give tricky questions in exams that are actually from the easiest topic but the ways they present the question horrify students and in confusion they do the question wrong. Avoid such blunders read the questions two times or try to translate it in your native language to understand it well and then answer.



6.   Divide your time:

Many students become mad during exam season. They tuned off their all activities which is very good but don’t sink in studies for 24 hours and don’t cram yourself to study. Take some time out from your schedule for rest and feast and lastly for television. Do watch TV for half an hour to fresh your mind.



7.   Study at night and early morning:

Studying at night or early morning these are the best time to study. In morning your mind is fresh and with this fresh mind you can actually learn the topics more easily then in any other time.
Apart from early morning, late night is best time to study because everyone in house uses to sleep which means no disturbance because in afternoon or early night the voices of siblings, parents or TV distracts. But at night you can learn well in complete silence.





      8.   Eat well and sleep tight:

Due to the stress of exams the sleep is used to vanish from eyes but try to lay on bed and close your eyes to give relax to your mind. Take a tight sleep doesn’t treat yourself as machine even machine also needs rest to work again. However, glucose is the fuel that drives the brain and body. Proteins are the building blocks of the brain and body. Water helps to maintain a positive circulation around the body so eat well a machine also needs charging so If you are treating yourself as a machine then do charge your body by food.






Following were the most important key points for the students who are preparing themselves for exams. Do follow these tips and I am sure you will get good marks with good health.
Good Luck for exams!

Monday, March 14, 2011

Vampires are back!

The winter season has gone now, 
The hailing and snow falling has finally stopped now.

With the end of winters, the cold season has taken back all its delights and once again we are under pressure of heavy wet sweat and wild thirst because the icy breeze has converted into hot puffs. Having fork in one hand and knife in other, summer has tucked up its sleeves to eat us!

Lovely Lawn:

Well summer season is fun it self, along with heavy thirst and sweat it bring many other delights and many businesses are running only on the mercy summer season. One of the biggest example is Lawn collection. 
If you have money and confused how to waste it or turn it double? Then you should do a contract with textile mill, stitch some dresses you can take fashion magazines’ help also then hire a smart and perfect lady finger kind of  model, take some modeling pictures of her then give an advertisement in any news paper or billboard and lastly hire an area in any 5 star hotel for the exhibition. If you'll follow all these steps then I am sure you'll become a millionaire in only 3 days display. Hey! Don't forget to give me my commission for this fresh and out of the world idea.
It is one a the color of summers. The lawn exhibitions are worth. If you have not attended any lawn exhibition then sorry to say you've missed a big package of entertainment and golden experience.
Don't feel unlucky; let me stretch the scene for you.
A room as big as your drawing room or conference room that is divided into four sections: two for lawn display 3rd one for bill payment and other for rechecking. This room is full of ladies, girls and even children and I have seems prams also. Anyways, the smell of sweat is in the air, ladies are pushing each other to get their favorite prints and the most important chemical that works as a catalyst to increase the temperature of this fish market is the absence of cool air. It doesn't mean that there are no air-conditioners. Regretfully the cooling machines fail to cool down such a big crowd. Moving on, a long queue at bill payment table and so as on rechecking. 
Ahhh if you successfully get your favorite print and cross the bill paying and rechecking table also then I'll give you title of Tess mar khan, seriously you deserve it!

Manner less Mosquitoes:

This was the scenario of Lawn exhibition. Another sunny vampire in our list is...Oh baby I am sorry I know I should list you first but no matter you are up or down you are always on the top!
The next gentle man is our own Mosquitoes bahi/ behens.
You are shocked, I am calling them Mosquito bhai/ behen, don't be surprised we have blood ties with them yeah!
I have no words to praise this black colored, deadly, wild, thirsty, flying creature! Oh how poor I am. My word's box is completely empty. I have no words to praise this buddy but I have to write something about him if I don't then he will feel sad and bad too.
I know I don't have to sketch a scene to demonstrate mosquito bhai you all are very much familiar with him.
In winters the windows and doors are use to remain closed due to which our mosqui bhai remain hungry and thirsty but with the start of summer the barriers break and opening of doors and windows give him an open party invitation, he comes inside with his family. After all he also has a family to support, his wife and kids!
We use coils or liquids to kill them but now they are as powerful as elephants. The coils or liquids are effect less in front of them or may be the product I am using is not genuine. There is number of duplicate stuff in the market.

Expressive Electricity:

What? Please say it again...What did you say? "Electricity is not expressive", you said it right?
Let me correct you electricity is expressive and Karachi electric supply co-operation (KESC) is its best example. 
Does your voltage fluctuate? Not yours, your home appliances voltage. I am sure sometime it happens, stabilizer take out sound zzzzZZZmmmmMMMmmm. See this is how electricity expresses it self. It shows that there is allot of burden on electric wires do switch off your appliances.  
Well other vampire in my list is off course KESC, There is no barrier of season whether its winter or summer KESC continue their job to suck poor public's blood.

We are surrounded by vampires some are in front of us and some are disguised. But their job is same to suck blood, health and wealth. We can fight with our open enemies but what we do with the disguised ones? Our hidden enemies, they are none other then our closed loved ones. All you have to do is to think from different angels and with the growing age you'll get command on the art of judging and trusting people.  

Happy Summer Season!!

Saturday, March 5, 2011

Look who's here...

Knock Knock...Knock knock!! (Ting tong)
Who's there...?
Knock...knock...(Ting tong)
Ohhoo, I (Nina) am not deaf... be patient...em coming!!
Ting tong!!!! 
Ahhhh!! I am sure; there must be any sales girl..."yeh ley lein soona nikleyga" huh!! They don't have any other work except to disturb people!!!
Knock Knock...!!
(Opening door)......Emmm... Emmm... you!! 
A hot puff on wind strikes on Nina's face. She felt goosebumps all over her body.
With tears filled eyes and fear on her she said, "I didn't expect you, I thought you'll take some more time but...don't you think...you've arrived so early?"
Wearing a long dark leather coat, 18K diamond Rolex in one hand, black metal chains in other hand. Over all a giant monster looking personality students call him bhootnath while whole universe know him with the name of Mr. EXAM.
Stepping inside Nina's house Mr Exam said, "HA...HA...HA...I don't need any invitation to come. I am an uninvited guest”.  While taking a deep glance of house he said, 
“Ahann!! Dabangg’s DVD…watching Khuda aur muhabbat puttar now pack your other activities, turn off your 8 to 9 dramas and movies because I am here... I the exam, Mein…Mein the EXam... HO HO HO HA HA HA"
Nina,  "sob sob"

Thursday, March 3, 2011

No strike tomorrow means no holiday tomorrow!

If I ask you “Can you stop a plan or a train?” I know you’ll reply “nah are you gone mad”. Ok leave it if I ask you “Can you stop any ICC match?” again you’ll reply “you are out of your mind” but if I ask you “Can you choked the routine life of Karachi? I am sure you’ll definitely reply “it’s my left hand task”
Well if you too want to stop Karachi city’s routine life then Karachi transport ke dum per pair rakho yar by a payya jam hartal!!
If you take a big picture view then you’ll say “it’s a simple transport strike hope people will get success in their motives” but buddy take an in depth view and you will find the following points:

v  First of all today my masi (maid) wasn’t come to my home not only mine but others also. The reason is she comes from New Karachi  area and due to payya jam hartal she wasn’t able to come
v  Next is about me. My university was off on Thursday and now on Friday too yeah I know mere tu eid hogaye. J

Well in such strikes the people who works on daily wages got affected much as compare to others. Like today was 3th March and tomorrow will be 4th March, start of month means salary day but many poor people can’t take their salaries due to the continuous strikes!
This was the one side of the coin the other one is, ok guess who has become a millionaire in two days strike? Any guesses? Any one…
Off course our rikshaw and taxi waly bhaishabs! Yeah whatever they ask people give.
Hey Hey Hey breaking news! I just watch on TV that “Gov. has taken 5% increment back in petroleum prices”
Let see, what will transporters do continue their strike or accept the Gov's decision but it seems,
No strike tomorrow means no holiday tomorrow!
Back to work!